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  Chose the Wrong Guy, Gave Him the Wrong Finger

  Beth Harbison

  Macmillan (2013)

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  Rating: ★★★☆☆

  Tags: Romance, Contemporary, Contemporary Women, Fiction

  From Beth Harbison, the New York Times bestselling author of When in Doubt, Add Butter and Shoe Addicts Anonymous, comes Chose the Wrong Guy, Gave Him the Wrong Finger, a delightful new novel that will make you look at second chances in a whole new way.

  Ten years ago, Quinn Barton was on her way to the altar to marry Burke Morrison, her high school sweetheart, when something derailed her. Rather, someone derailed her—the Best Man who at the last minute begged her to reconsider the marriage. He told her that Burke had been cheating on her. For a long time. Quinn, stunned, hurt, and confused, struggled with the obligation of fulfilling her guests’ expectations—providing a wedding—and running for her life.

  She chose running. With the Best Man. Who happened to be Burke’s brother, Frank.

  That relationship didn’t work either. How could it, when Quinn had been engaged to, in love with, Frank’s brother? Quinn opted for neither, and, instead, spends the next seventeen years working in her family’s Middleburg, Virginia, bridal shop, Talk of the Gown, where she subconsciously does penance for the disservice she did to marriage.

  But when the two men return to town for another wedding, old anger, hurt, and passion resurface. Just because you’ve traded the good guy for the bad guy for no guy doesn’t mean you have to stay away from love for the rest of your life, does it? Told with Beth Harbison's flair for humor and heart, Chose the Wrong Guy will keep you guessing and make you believe in the possibilities of love.

  Review

  “Harbison dazzles in her latest, a perfect blend of chick lit and women’s fiction . . . Absolutely first-rate.” —Publishers Weekly (starred) on When in Doubt, Add Butter

  "Delicious, just like dessert."—People Magazine on When in Doubt, Add Butter

  "Touching, truthful, and profoundly satisfying, Harbison delivers her finest work yet." —Jen Lancaster, New York Times bestselling author of Jeneration X on Always Something There to Remind Me

  “Harbison continues to wow readers with her charm and genuine characters.”

  —Booklist on Hope in a Jar

  "Harbison serves up a deliciously light blend of 1980s nostalgia and women's fiction...Harbison raises the emotional stakes and gives this story a little more bite without losing her fun, breezy style." –Publishers Weekly on Always Something There To Remind Me

  "Harbison's writing is zingy and funny..." –Publishers Weekly on Secrets of a Shoe Addict

  About the Author

  BETH HARBISON is The New York Times bestselling author of When in Doubt, Add Butter; Always Something There To Remind Me; Thin, Rich, Pretty; Hope In A Jar; Secrets of a Shoe Addict and Shoe Addicts Anonymous. She grew up in Potomac, Maryland, outside Washington, D.C., and now shares her time between that suburb, New York City and a quiet home on the eastern shore.

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  Happy birthday, Connie Atkins! Thanks for being the best Mommy ever!

  Also, to Jack Harbison—I am more proud of you than you will ever know! I love you!

  And John Harbison, thanks for the memories and the beautiful children. I will always remember you with love. Good-bye, old pal.

  Acknowledgments

  Thanks to Devynn Rae Grubby, for a million things. You are the coolest chick I know!

  Jami Nasi, I don’t know what I’d have done without you. Here’s to many more happy trips to the Grotto, and the place with the apple dumplings, and nights on the porch with champagne and witchcraft.

  Connie Jo Gernhofer and Stevie Brown, you have made my house look gorgeous and saved my sanity quite a few times in the process. However, our shopping trips are making me broke.

  Annelise Robey, thank you for always going above and beyond, and for being such a great friend!

  Jill Jacobs Stilwell, I want to be just like you someday.

  Kate Farr Clark, you are an awesome neighbor and friend, and I’m so lucky to have you there. Thanks to Brian Clark as well, for occasionally weed-whacking my side too.

  Thanks to Bob, Brenda, Bobby, and Kat Walsh for so much more than I could ever say here.

  Jocelyn Friedrich, you were a good friend to a guy who needed that. Thank you.

  Mimi Elias, there are no words. You are an amazing friend—I am so grateful.

  Chandler Schwede, thanks for stepping up so many times and reassuring me you’re a few minutes away.

  Jacquelyn and Elaine McShulskis, I am so lucky for sisters like you.

  Thanks and hugs to Denise Whitaker, my long-lost cousin and friend—I have enjoyed our correspondence so much and look forward to meeting soon!

  Dr. Michael J. Will, thank you for fixing those things so brilliantly.…

  Greg Rubin, I hear you and I’m trying! Haha. You’ve been a godsend, seriously, I am so grateful.

  Jordan Lyon, you crack me up. Russell Brand was a brilliant answer. You’re still getting points for that one.

  Paige Harbison, there is too much to say to try to put it in one pithy comment. So I’ll just thank you for coming along, for being such an entertaining child, and for not getting arrested more than once.

  Happy eighteenth birthday, Taylor Lyon! Here’s wishing you every happiness and dream come true (especially the flying one, which will never, ever not be funny!).

  Bigosi, you’re still the big It. I think you always were, and I know you always will be. I love you.

  Contents

  Title Page

  Copyright Notice

  Dedication

  Acknowledgments

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Also by Beth Harbison

  About the Author

  Copyright

  Chapter 1

  June, Ten Years Ago

  There are five stages of heartbreak.

  The first is Denial (He didn’t! He wouldn’t!), followed by Fear (What if he did? What will happen to me if I dump him?), a variable period of Rationalization (He didn’t even have time! I would know if he’d been with someone else!), and eventually Acceptance (Okay, he did it, I have to move on, he doesn’t deserve me).

  Then comes Revenge.

  Unfortunately, all too often these stages mix themselves up or repeat, repeat, repeat like a film on a loop, and sometimes another person gets thrown into the mix.

  Once upon a time, that was what happened to Quinn Barton.

  * * *

  “Quinn, Frank’s at the door. He says he needs to talk to you. He says it’s urgent.”

  Quinn Barton
turned to her bridesmaid, Karen Ramsey, and lifted her veil, an act that was soon to seem very prophetic. “He needs to talk to me now?”

  Karen nodded. “He’s insisting.”

  This was weird.

  Something was wrong. Had something happened to Burke? Had he been hit by a car? Killed minutes before their wedding?

  Heart pounding, Quinn pushed past Karen and hurried to the door, holding her skirt up enough so that she didn’t trip, but otherwise unconcerned about what she might knock over on her way past.

  “What’s wrong?” she asked Frank as soon as she saw his face.

  His eyes darted left and right. “I need to talk to you privately.”

  “Is Burke dead?”

  “What? No! No one’s dead, there’s just something I need to tell you about.”

  All of Quinn’s anxiety immediately melted into disproportionate irritation. “Really? Hm. I’d love to chat, but maybe now isn’t the best time. I’m about to get married.”

  His expression hardened. “That’s exactly why it has to be now.”

  Something about the way he said it, or maybe that granite set of his jaw, gave her pause. “Fine. We’ll go out the back door. There’s probably no one out there. I don’t want Burke to see me in my dress before the wedding, it’s bad luck.”

  Frank made a derisive noise.

  They stopped on the sidewalk a few yards outside the church and Frank said, “I think you need to consider stopping the wedding. Or at least postponing it.”

  “You think I should stop the wedding now?” she asked, vaguely aware of a hint of feeling, deep inside, that she’d been waiting for something like this. Then, numb, afraid to hear the answer yet looking for it like a rubbernecker in traffic looks for severed limbs and decapitated heads at the scene of an accident even though those details could never be forgotten or less horrifying, she added, “Why?”

  “Come on, Quinn, you know why. Surely you know why.”

  “No, I don’t! Tell me, specifically, why.”

  “Because he’s cheating on you, that’s why!” Like she was stupid for asking. Like she already knew it, like everyone knew it, and he was just tired of watching her silly game.

  She felt her hand go reflexively to her chest. What is that gesture? Why do people do it when they get a shock? To make sure they’re still alive, that there’s a heart beating under there, that they haven’t died and gone to hell?

  Because this revelation certainly made Quinn feel like she was in hell. Quite suddenly and unexpectedly.

  “No, he’s not!”

  Denial.

  “He wouldn’t do that,” she went on. Her voice was small. Childlike. But that didn’t make him any gentler on her.

  There was no compassion in his voice. “He would and he did.”

  “I don’t believe it.”

  “You want proof?”

  Fear.

  What kind of proof? If it existed, would she want to see it? Or would that just be the kind of thing that, once seen, could never be forgotten and would gnaw at her forever?

  “I don’t believe it.” She swallowed and leveled her gaze on Frank. “When did this supposedly happen?”

  “Are you kidding, Quinn? You know he did. Repeatedly! Probably different girls. Probably even last night. Definitely in the last month. Does that answer your question enough?”

  It felt like she’d been punched, hard, right in the gut. That’s the cliché, there’s a reason for it. Felt like she’d been punched in the gut. Shorthand for the myriad emotional, intellectual, and physical ramifications of being stunned.

  Punched in the gut.

  Except that was exactly how it felt—the unexpected blow connecting to the solar plexus, forcing the air from her lungs, tripping her heartbeat, curving her shoulders over in the time-immemorial position of, Stop! I give up! I can’t take it!

  Uncle!

  No mas.

  In short, his words immobilized her. It was like crazy sci-fi technology in action—he said it and she was instantly frozen into complete inaction at the very moment the church bells began to ring their call to action.

  It’s true, her most fearful inner voice said. You know it’s true. But fear is such a liar, isn’t it? Always there for you, louder than anything else inside, always pretending to be on your side. It’s just looking out for you, right?

  “When exactly?” she challenged, but she knew she wasn’t going to like the answer. This wasn’t fear she was talking to, or at least it wasn’t fear who was going to answer, this was a real-life person who would know. Her hands tingled and she balled them into and out of fists as she paced on the sidewalk in front of him.

  Frank. Francis Albert Morrison. Named, by his mother, after Frank Sinatra, despite his distinctly English ancestry and complete lack of creative talent, musical or otherwise. He wasn’t a romantic either, or at least he’d never demonstrated anything resembling that in the six years she had known him. Why he was suddenly Dustin Hoffman yelling, Elaine! at her would-be wedding, she didn’t know.

  Well, that wasn’t quite fair. He wasn’t yelling Elaine! He was yelling Cheater! Not to her but at her, and actually he wasn’t even yelling it so much as he was condescending it, and he was talking about someone who, right up to that moment, had been her fiancé.

  Someone who, at that very moment, was waiting for her at the altar of the Middleburg United Methodist Church to become her husband.

  Unless, of course, he was fucking her maid of honor behind the pulpit, which perhaps Frank would have her believe was equally likely.

  Or which, god forbid, was equally likely.

  “Give me the details.” Her knees went weak. She sank down onto the curb next to Frank and took off her wedding shoes. Her grandmother’s wedding shoes. Something old. It took some effort. Her feet were dented and grooved where the material of the slightly small shoes had cut into her flesh, which had swollen in the heat and stress.

  Later she realized that “Give me the details” are some of the most ill-advised words anyone can ever utter. Details never make anything better.

  “I don’t want to say … I can’t do that to him…”

  “Him?” she raged. As if he could just go this far and let her handle the rest on her own?

  “I wouldn’t do it to you either. Maybe even mostly you.” Like that made it better. “It’s none of my business at all, I’m just trying to help you before you make the biggest mistake of your life.”

  “Then help me! You cannot make this implication while I’m supposed to be walking down the aisle and not tell me exactly what you’re talking about.”

  He looked pained, it had to be said. A good actor, or just a guy with a conscience? She didn’t know. She realized, all in that one moment, that she’d never known. Because she’d actually always thought he was a good guy. Solid. Not one to whip up some sort of dangerous passion inside his soul and use it to potentially destroy someone else.

  “Frank.” She stood and continued pacing in front of him even though her bare feet were killing her. Her feet always swelled when she got really stressed out. It was weird, but it was her thing. Maybe weirder since she wasn’t really into shoes like her mom was. She’d spent a lot of time barefoot as a teenager, pacing her feet into a size that, as her father always said, was better suited for the box than for the shoes that came in it. At this moment, every tiny pebble of the street pavement felt like it was cutting into her feet like glass, but she couldn’t stop and try to wedge her Jurassic feet into her wedding pumps now. “I don’t believe you.”

  He looked surprised. Hurt? Maybe insulted, maybe just worried that she’d dismiss something important. Ego or altruism, she didn’t know. But he went forward boldly. “I saw her,” he said. “I saw them. Together.”

  “You saw her,” she repeated dully. A foreign student learning the language by repeating.

  He nodded. “Yes. I saw her.”

  “And…?” She didn’t want to know. She really, really didn’t want to know. But
she had to. She wanted every single awful detail. She was ready to hear it all and slice herself with each tiny detail again and again for the rest of her life, regretting it each and every time. “Where? How? Elaborate!”

  “A few times, she was at the farm,” he began.

  Her throat went so tight she nearly gagged.

  Eight words that held so much. The shortest longest story ever told, at least to her.

  A few times = there were too many to count. Not one single betrayal, possibly drunken, possibly mistaken, possibly—somehow—forgivable.

  A few times …

  But, worse, the farm = her place. The place she loved more than any other. His family’s farm went back generations. But she’d been going there since she was fourteen, so it was part of her as well. She grew up in town, but Burke’s family had a farm—actually, it was a huge horse farm to her, ninety acres of the most beautiful rolling green hills you can imagine, with stables so pristine Thurston and Lovey Howell could’ve moved right in. It was a place she’d always loved. Middleburg was horse country, and, as a girl growing up, she’d loved horses and always wanted one of her own. Her family weren’t particularly wealthy, despite their zip code, so that dream remained an impossibility for her.

  But when she’d begun dating Burke at age fourteen—which was still young enough to cling, if only in some vaguely subconscious way, to those childhood dreams and wishes—the place might as well have been Disney World to her.

  There was a five-page entry in her high school diary describing the farm from the first time he took her there. Every detail was still correct, from the ebony bookcases in the den to the crocheted bedspread in the guest room. And everything she wanted to change, on the day she was certain she would eventually move in, was also still in line with who she was and what she wanted. It seemed so much like fate.